7 Pricks Who Defied The Odds And Didn’t Go Into Finance


The hard truth: Nowadays, if you’re a prick who wants to be anything but a financial analyst, the deck is pretty much stacked against you. We won’t depress you with the statistics, but in short, it’s extremely rare for pricks to make a living in any field other than finance. And yet, amazingly, some do. Here are seven assholes who inspired us by breaking the cycle:

1. Sean Pritchet

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Society looks at Sean’s meaty neck, crew cut, and baseball cap and thinks one thing: finance. But Sean is living proof that a dickhead can transcend his circumstances to become a bartender.

2. Justin Osbourne

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If you had said when Justin interned at his dad’s investment firm that in a decade he’d be a public advocate, you’d have been laughed out of the room. But here he is, and he made it without ever compromising his identity as a shit-eating douchebag.

3. Kevin Murphy

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You wouldn’t know it listening to him loudly recap his weekend and refer to groups of women as “females,” but Kevin is a third-year grad student on his way to receiving a Ph.D. in molecular biology. 

4. Chelsea Lanigen

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At 21, Chelsea seemed absolutely bound to become an insufferable financial advisor. But she refused to be a statistic, bucking the system and forging a career as an insufferable real estate broker.

5. Tom Haley

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Tom’s brave journey from prick high schooler to prick college student to prick tech entrepreneur (he founded the song aggregation site Musikal) is nothing short of incredible.

6. Anthony Baker

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He wasn’t supposed to make it out. Born in Hanover, NH to a family of bankers, Anthony was up against it from the start, but that didn’t deter him. Now, after two DUIs and a settlement in a sexual assault case, this asshole has dropped out of Tufts and works as an assistant high school lacrosse coach.

7. Aaron Hillman

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Seemingly destined to fall into finance like the rest of his asshole friends, Aaron died in a camping accident when he was 15. R.I.P.

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